Take your pick: Thumper or Rocky.
I came upon this while thumbing through a cookbook at my mother’s house. The brittle, crumbling volume held together by rubber bands and tape was a wedding gift.
She was married in 1963.
Indeed, judging by the recipes for Swedish meatballs, Waldorf salad and beef Stroganoff and the overuse of gelatin and [...]
My Girl from the East is high energy. This is an understatement. She needs her daily exercise. When she can’t get it in traditional ways outdoors such as when the weather is too cold or too wet, she will improvise. She likes to run back and forth and jump around in our bedroom. It drives [...]
While strolling through a street fair in my town, I came upon this display in front of one of those eclectic shops that sells vintage toys and odd collectibles. Two nearly naked plastic baby dolls posed inside a toy convertible sedan, engaged in all forms of self-gratification and self-destruction. Yet, through the haze of smoke [...]
Kitten-becoming-a-cat has found a way to calm himself. It lasts maybe five minutes. It’s a start.
You cannot have enough, apparently.
This is a multiple choice quiz:
A. This is actually a very tiny plate.
B. There was a broccoli special too good to pass on at the nearby Farmer’s Market.
C. The chef thought the world needed more bloating and intestinal gas.
D. I checked the vegetarian meal option on my response card.
– Does this mirror make my butt look big?
