Mom Zombie

IT’S NOT THE TRAGEDIES THAT KILL US, IT’S THE MESSES. — dorothy parker

 
 
 
 

Posts tagged cell phones

Attendance not necessary

Let’s get right to the point, shall we?
What? You were talking first? Sorry, but I think what I have to say is far more important.
What happened to manners?
I’m not talking about high-society etiquette and dispute over the proper spoon to use. I’m referring to everyday, common-sense, Golden Rule kind of stuff.
My nickname isn’t Emily Post. [...]

Survival skills

 
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Interior of suburban home where a stressed-out mother is opening bills and attempting to balance the family budget. Mom opens the monthly cell phone bill.  There is a loud scream, followed by the pounding of footsteps down a hall leading to a teenage girl’s bedroom.
MomZombie: You exceeded your minutes last month, to the tune [...]

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